We always hear these “Rules” told from a female point of view but, sorry to say ladies, we’re not always right. Let’s take a look into the mind of a guy, shall we?
1. Men are not mind readers, so please don’t expect us to be2. You’re a big girl. If the toilet seat is up, it takes a second to put it down. We need it up and you need it down. We dont complain about the seat being left down
3. We like watching sports on TV, just as much as you like watching soap operas or the Food Network
4. Crying is like blackmail. No, really, it is
5. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work, obvious hints do not work. Our minds are preoccupied, so we are oblivious. So just bluntly say it
6. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
7. Come to us with a problem if you need help solving it
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument
9. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Dont trick us with questions like these
10. If something we said can be interpreted in a different way that makes you sad/angry, we meant THE OTHER one
11. Columbus didnt need directions, and neither do we
12. All men see are the simply 16 colors, like default settings on a computer. Peach and pumpkins are fruits to us, not colors. Dont be mad when we dont know what mauve is
13. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that
14. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like everything’s okay. We understand you are lying, but we figure you dont want to talk about it
15. If you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear
16. You have enough clothes, and more than enough shoes
17. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but
…Men dont really hate that every once in awhile, its like camping.
If it itches, it will be scratched! HAHAHAHAHA
